Nintendo 4DS

Gaming in Four Dimensions!

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Nintendo 4DS
Rendering in 4D...
DUAL SCREENHOLOGRAPHIC

Revolutionary Features

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4D Gameplay

Experience games that extend beyond the screen into parallel dimensions!

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Holographic Display

See your games float in mid-air with our patented HoloVision™ technology

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Mind Control

Play with the power of thought using our NeuroLink™ interface

Time Travel Mode

Visit classic games in their original timeline

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Taste-O-Vision

Smell and taste your games with our SensorPad™ technology

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Anti-Gravity Controls

Controllers that float around you using quantum levitation

Technical Specifications

CPU
Quantum Processing Unit 3000
RAM
0
Storage
Pocket Dimension Storage
Battery
Nuclear Fusion Cell
Display
4D Holographic Retina
Weight
Surprisingly Heavy

Game Library Preview

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4DS EXCLUSIVE

Super Mario Galaxy 4D

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4DS EXCLUSIVE

Super Mario Galaxy 4D

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4DS EXCLUSIVE

The Legend of Zelda: Temporal Echoes

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4DS EXCLUSIVE

Metroid: Dimension Hunter

4DS EXCLUSIVE

Pokémon Quantum & Cosmos

Pricing Options

Standard Edition

$999.99
  • Basic 4D functionality
  • Standard controllers
  • 1-year warranty
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Deluxe Edition

,999.99
  • Enhanced 4D experience
  • Time travel warranty
  • Holographic storage

Ultimate Edition

$9,999.99
  • Personal Nintendo engineer
  • Quantum entanglement
  • Dimension portal access

Collector's Edition

Your Firstborn
  • Limited to 10 units
  • Signed by Miyamoto
  • Time machine included

Coming Soon™ (Maybe 2045?)

* The Nintendo 4DS is a fictional product. Any resemblance to real gaming consoles, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Time travel not included in basic package. Side effects may include temporal displacement and existential questioning.

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🎮 KONAMI CODE ACTIVATED! 🎮
You've unlocked the secret developer mode!
The 4DS now supports time travel to 1985!
🎮 KONAMI CODE ACTIVATED! 🎮
You've unlocked the secret developer mode!
The 4DS now supports time travel to 1985!